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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Date: 2007-01-20 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiltbear.livejournal.com
This list should be renamed "You know you are Dave Hayes if..." LOL XO

#16. you take you laptop to the bathroom with you...

Date: 2007-01-21 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] apparentparadox
Honey, there are times I email my lover when he's sitting at his computer which is next to my computer.

Date: 2007-01-23 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Good for you for yanking that 'anonymous' thread. Instead of keeping it fun and light-hearted, a few folks used it as an opportunity to thrash you. I felt bad for you when I read the comments. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion and not everyone will like everyone else but that was just rude.

Date: 2007-01-23 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhbearguy.livejournal.com
Funny how you made this anonymous :-)

Date: 2007-01-23 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akil.livejournal.com
I couldn't help myself. The irony was just too great. :)

Glad you saw it, though. And I hope that the hurt you're feeling, while understandable and stinging, doesn't last too long.

Big cyber hugs.

Date: 2007-01-24 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metacub.livejournal.com
Re #5, I'm not so good at keeping in touch if people aren't on instant messaging systems. Pretty sad. Talk about technology shortening one's patience and attention span...

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