Faith?

I told my mom about my leg and she said she would pray for me. I said "Oh you pray?" She said she does. She said "Don't you?" I said I have no religious beliefs. She said "You used to have faith, what happened" I replied, " it got lost in the hate religion has towards gays long ago!" I think she was dissappointed.

I asked her since she was praying if I could have a feeding tube. She said anything I want. Then she said she only wants the tube if she can get steak, baked potato's and sour cream. Gotta love my Mom's sense of humor!! I love you Mom!!