Tonight's Spelling Bee was a hoot. I got chosen as one of the spellers. I was wearing Camo Pants, a tank top that said Ruff Riders and my Mr. SF Bear 2004 title vest. When called to the mic for my first word, Miss Perretti said that I was in a production of Goldi Lox and the 3 Bears. And that I was Goldilox and fucked all 3 of the bears. I am told I turned beat red. My first word was Mexican. Easy word.
The other 3 guest spellers got their turns and were elmiminated. I was the last guest speller. When called up to the mic for my 2nd word, The MC said that I wear cammo pants because I have discovered that they hide me very well in the bushes at truck stops. My second word was satiated, which I totally blew because I drew a blank up there. I was hoping for a hard word like xerophthalmiology, or lysergic acid diethylamide which are 2 words used in the past to elminate guest spellers. I am sure had I not fucked up satiated, I would have been given one or both of them. Oh well. I was satiated with the experience.
After blowing satiated, Mitch Mahoney, the comfort counselor came up to me and started to sing his balad song and good bye to me. He paused and gave me a hug and I hugged right back and put my head on his shoulder looking out at the audience with content. Then he let go, looked at the audience, and hugged me again. I did the same thing, but this time I held on and when he tried to let go, I kept holding. He stated to laugh!. It was really fun.
A great way to start the week, that is for sure.
Time to go give my squeeze some affection, and get some sleep.
